Yarmouth Local

Beaches, Games & Fun

11 Miles East to Cape Cod
Yarmouth,
MA, 02664
United States
Phone No. +1 508 398 2231
Visit Websitehttp://www.yarmouth.ma.us/

Overview

This 'feel-good' town in Barnstable county has its share of beaches and golf courses to loosen up. The eastern boundary of Yarmouth is landscaped by the Bass river which offers a serene natural set up. The town is culturally enriched with a variety of art shows and festivals. The Yarmouth Seaside Festival is a popular attraction here which has grand prospects for fun and entertainment. The place used to be the center of Christmas tree shops in the neighborhood. The town has a peaceful lifestyle and rich tourism potential.

 

 

 

fun fun funby Yahoo | 2008-08-15 20:25:54 |

I LOVE THE FAIR! IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. IT IS AMAZING. I LOVE THE COTTON CANDY AND THE PEANUTS. I REALLY LIKE THE FERRIST WHEEL. IT WAS high AND FUNN. LIKE I SAID, FUN FUN FUN. I AM SO HAPPY. FUN FUN FUN. I LIKE ROLLER COASTERS. ONE TIME MY AUNT SPENCER AND UNCLE KATIE WENT ON A ROLLER COASTER AND GOT STUCK. IT WAS FUN. FUN FUN FUN. THEY WERE SCARED. I LAUGHED AT THEM CAUSE THEY WERE ON A REALLY high AND FAST ROLLER COASTER AND THEY WERE LIKE 70 YEARS OLD! OH BOY, WERE THEY POOPING THEMSELVES. AND THIS OTHER TIME MY COUSINS CHELSEY, COURTNEY, JEFF, ALEX, AND STEPH ALL WENT ON THIS REALLY FAST WATER SLIDE AND THEY WERE FORCED ON THE RIDE BY MY AUNT. SO ANYWAYS WHEN MY COUSINS WENT ON THE RIDE AND MY COUSIN CHELSEY WET HER PANTS CAUSE SHE WAS YOUNG THEN. SHE WAS ONLY LIKE 32 AND NOW SHE IS LIKE 52. I AM SAD TO SAY THAT I ALSO WET MYSELF BUT I WAS YOUNGER LIKE 30. I DIDNT LIKE THE CORN DOGS THERE. I REALLY LIKE THE FOOD BY THE WAY. I WEIGH 328 WHOLE POUNDS. IMAGINE A 328 POUNDER ON A TINY ROLLER COASTER. LITTLE KIDS GET SCARED SO I TRY AND COMFORT THEM BUT THEN THEY CRY. WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO. WELL I LOVE KIDS. I HAVE 12 KIDS. I AM 79 NOW AND THEY ALL ARE 32, 48, 67, 15, 4, 40, 46, 41,42, 56, 69, AND 3. NOW THATS ALOT! BUT IMAGINE HOW EXPENSIVE HOW MUCH MONEY IT IS TO BRING 12 PEOPLE INCLUDING MY 6 FRIENDS ALIANNA, KELSEY, BOBBY, SHERYL, JAKE, AND HAMILTON. ALSO MY HUSBAND GERRY WHO IS QUITE A FINE MAN. HANDSOME, FUNNY, GRUMPY AT TIMES WHEN WE HAVE NO JUNKFOOD AND THE TELEVISION GETS TURNED OFF DURING A TENNIS MATCH. I KNOW MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE MANLY THINGS BUT MY HUSBAND LIKES MEN AND WOMEN SO ITS KINDA HARD TO PLEASE THE MAN, LIKE CLEANING THE HOUSE, DOING THE DISHES, TAKING OUT THE TRASH, WORKING, AND COOKING DINNER. THATS A LOT FOR JUST A WOMEN TO DO! I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE CANT WORK. IT GETS ME SO ANGRY. HE IS LAZY AND OLD. YEAH HE MAYBE 97 BUT HE HAS MORE YEARS TO LIVE. ANYWAYS BACK TO THE STORY... MY COUSINS WENT ON A RIDE ON THE ELEPHANT AND MY OLDEST COUSIN WHACKED HIM REALLY HARD ON THE HEAD AND STARTED GOING CRAZY! I WAS LIKE ''THE BABIES GET MY BABIES!'' AND I COULDNT RUN CAUSE I WEIGHED SO MUCH SO I MADE MY HUSBAND DO IT AND HE CALMED THE ELEPHANT DOWN AND BECAUSE MY 12 BABIES (NOT REALLY BABIES ANYMORE) COULD'VE GOTTEN HURT SO I NEVER PAYED THE ELEPHANT MAN BUT DID KICK HIM ON THE WAY OUT. AND THEN HE CRIED. I DIDNT CARE THO CAUSE MY BABIES. OH WERE MY BABIES SCARED. I THOUGHT THEY WOULD LAUGH BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE DARE DEVILS SO I HAD TO PRETEND TO LAUGH. I GET REALLY ANNOYED WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH FAKELY SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN SOMEONE LAUGHS FAKLY? WELL I GUT PUNCH EM LIKE MY PA USED TO SAY. HE SAID ''YO ANNIE'' AND I SAID ''WHAT UP PA'' (CAUSE I WAS A COOL GANGSTER) AND HE SAID ''WHY ARE YOU CRYING AGAIN ANNIE WHAT THA HECK IS WRONG WITH YO'' AND I SAID ''SOMEONE TOOK MY DOLL'' AND HE SAID ''WELL FIND OUT WHO TOOK YOUR DOLL AND WHEN WE DO GUTPUNCH THEM'' AND SO I FOUND MY DOLL AND GUT PUNCHED THE GIRL. (I WAS ONLY LIKE 6) SO LATER THAT NIGHT MY DAD GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE SCHOOL SAYING THAT I GUTPUNCHED ANOTHER GIRL AND THAT SHE FOUND THAT DOLL AND WAS RUNNING UP TO RETURN IT TO ME UNTIL I GAVE HER A GUT PUNCHED. MY DAD FAKED GETTING MAD BECAUSE I WAS COOL AND HE TOLD ME TOO. ANYWAYS BACK TO THIS FAIR TIHNGY. MY DOG TOBIE CAME WITH US ONE TIME AND WHEN WE WERE WALKING (HE WASNT ON A LEASH CAUSE HE IS USUALLY GOOD) BIT SOMEONE ON THE BUTSKI. A BUTSKI IS A BUTT BUT BUTSKI SOUNDS WAY AWESOMER. ANYWAYS I WAS A LITTLE SAD BUT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE MY DOG RIPPED A HOLE IN HER PANTS AND I WALKED AWAY NOT REMEMBERING THAT MY DOG WOULD FOLLOW CAUSE I WAS PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW THE DOG. ANYWAYS... THE WOMEN CAME A YELLED AT ME FOR HAVING A LOOSE DOG AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE YELL SO WHEN SHE YELLED AT ME I SLAPPED HER MOUTH AND YANKED HER INTO THE BATHROOM WHERE I WASHED SOAP IN HER MOUTH. ANYWAYS... IF YOU SEE ME AT THE FAIR... IM A BIG 328 POUND WOMEN, REALLY SHORT HAIR, AND COOL PINK BOOTS THEN BE SURE TO SAY HI.

Great time for allby Yahoo | 2008-06-11 19:40:31 |

What a warm, friendly, and fun packed weekend! And it was FREE!!!!! We just can't believe that there is still such an wonderful event with something for all ages. My kids just couldn't get enough of it and my wife got a ton of Christmas shopping done. Hats off to the organizers. Would highly recommend this event to everyone.