Portland is full of places where you can enjoy a beer out with the kids in tow, but this is not one of them. Loud, dark and smoky with a lounge aura, this is definitely a big kid's place—whether that kid is a god or goddess. Enjoying the various brews and wines and waiting your turn at the solitary pool table are the primary activities here. Get some fresh air on the covered patio, which has space heaters in the winter and a mist system in the summer.